Jeremy: Man, Elle must have been reeeeeaally dirty. All that time wearing that yellow shirt? She looks so clean now, with a nice new shirt to boot. Why does Stan have to be such a martyr? He’s soooooo dramatic. I wonder what Ultimate Ukuleles sells.
Jeff: Yeah, I mean, does that mean it’s your ultimate source for all things ukulele? Or does that mean they only sell ukuleles that could be used to end the world?
…I totally think there would be a market for Apocalyptic Ukuleles, don’t you?
Tiny Tim tried to create the ultimate Apocalyptic Ukulele but his hair kept getting stuck in the frets and became his ultimate demise.
Speaking of Tiny Tim, here’s a little useless trivia I learned about him this year, and no I don’t have an obsession with Tiny Tim…anymore. Any time he had to poo he would take a shower afterwards. So when he was on tour he would have to stop at hotels anytime the movement hit him. So I’m sure he would have loved a tour bus like this, and his band would have loved it even more.
Todd…BEST. TRIVIA FACT. EVER.