Jeremy: Man, Elle must have been reeeeeaally dirty. All that time wearing that yellow shirt? She looks so clean now, with a nice new shirt to boot. Why does Stan have to be such a martyr? He’s soooooo dramatic. I wonder what Ultimate Ukuleles sells.

Jeff: Yeah, I mean, does that mean it’s your ultimate source for all things ukulele? Or does that mean they only sell ukuleles that could be used to end the world?

…I totally think there would be a market for Apocalyptic Ukuleles, don’t you?